March 2013
8 posts
Art Blog!
obuttchan:
23kayla:
I’ve decided to make an art blog so I can share all of the pieces I’ve been working on over the past two years.
I’d be greatly honored if you’d follow it or view the pieces I’m currently uploading!
The blog is 23kaylaart.tumblr.com
Thank you!
PEOPLE you should go follow my friend kayla’s a pretty badass artist ngl
ASK ME NOW
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4: What do you think about most?
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7: What's your strangest talent?
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13: What's your religion?
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17: What was the last lie you told?
18: Do you believe in karma?
19: What does your URL mean?
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23: How do you vent your anger?
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28: What's your biggest "what if"?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
36: Define Art.
37: Do you believe in luck?
38: What's the weather like right now?
39: What time is it?
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41: What was the last book you read?
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43: Do you have any nicknames?
44: What was the last film you saw?
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
48: What's your sexual orientation?
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
50: Do you believe in magic?
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52: What is your astrological sign?
53: Do you save money or spend it?
54: What's the last thing you purchased?
55: Love or lust?
56: In a relationship?
57: How many relationships have you had?
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59: Where were you yesterday?
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
62: What's your favourite animal?
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64: Where is your best friend?
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
66: What is your heritage?
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77: How can I win your heart?
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80: What size shoes do you wear?
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82: What is your favourite word?
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
85: What's the last song you listened to?
86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?
87: What is your current desktop picture?
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98: Ever been on a plane?
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
American Public High School: As long as your GPA is high we don't care how low your self esteem is. Or about your mental health.
The boy done wrong again.: Socially awkward... →
darrenmsharp:
The social politics of being an Internet personality are exhausting. The strategy involved in deciding when to like a status, when to favourite (or, when you’re feeling especially Internet relationship savvy, retweet) someone’s tweet, or when to reblog a gif set runs so deep…
martincrieffing:
i want a sweet cute relationship with lots of cuddling but then i want to have rough sex against a wall (◡‿◡✿)
obuttchan:
not sure if period cramps or chile burrito
February 2013
14 posts
mastersquiddy:
If you want to watch Disney movies while eating sushi and noodles all day with the occasional sex break, I may Just father your children.
ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.
LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.
TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.
and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE.
Am I Gay?: A Journey of Self Discovery with Shang.
panasonicyouth:
erikchangedhisurl:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
twelve-jammy-badgers:
Well this was pretty perfect.
I...
tommilsom:
the woman behind the counter at the shop this morning asked me where i got my tripp pants from because she wanted to buy something more ‘fashionable’ for her son
I had to explain to her what her son’s reaction would be if she bought him an item of clothing that has for the last fifteen years been pretty much universally reviled
Then I had to explain to her why *I* was wearing them
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: WHY IS EVERYONE HITTING ON ME?
shinji420:
dont trust people who pick mario as their mario kart character
echat:
they’re coming the gay boy whispers. climbing over the hill in the distance are white girls, clawing their way towards the gay boy. “BE MY GAY FRIEND” they all scream.
1 tag
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
January 2013
30 posts
ilongtodie:
trich is the only thing that distracts me from tumblr
LOL tumblr is the only thing that distracts me fron trich
catswithbenefits:
the internet is really good at finding attractive people who live far away
mom : did you eat all the donuts
me : no
mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me : thats cocaine
We were talking about social networking in english
Teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook. I read.
Teacher: Good for you!
Me: Yup.
chickensandwich:
wiitangclan:
fakeyouout:
is life high definition?
the human eye sees in 584 megapixels which is an aspect ratio of 206492 x 138572 so yes i believe so
u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle
homovengers:
today in latin we learned the word tardus, which means slow or late, and all i could think was
obuttchan asked: also you should follow hand fart blog because i never post my art shit on normal blog HAND FART NAME IS BHAKRI
upaa:
In English we say we feel lazy, but in Japanese you can say, 尻が重い which literally means “my butt is heavy.” My butt is heavy. I think that’s beautiful.
mastersquiddy asked: Hey :)
obuttchan asked: BUTT
beefysquirrels:
i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a nineteen-year-old gay boy
Whoever Reblog's this i will write your url on a...
squidgys-alltime-chemicalromance:
reality—nightmares:
Mbf me i will do every single person. then take a photo when its done. Ill do it for a month so on February the 2nd ill put a photo up! i dont care how many notes it gets.. ill do every single one :D
Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and...
